April 23, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 6:22!

Yo, listen up, here’s the plan,
Freed from sin, now we take a stand!
Got that freedom, joy, no more strife,
Chillin’ with grace, we got new life.
Fruit of the Spirit, stacks like a tree,
Eternal life is the key, ya see!
We’re winning this game, it’s a heavenly spree!

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Breaking News ### Romans 14:11 ###

**Breaking News: Universal Accountability Alert!** In a stunning revelation, all individuals will stand before a higher authority, confirms a recent announcement from spiritual leaders. This unprecedented event emphasizes that “As surely as I live, says the Lord, every knee will bow to me; every tongue will acknowledge God.” Prepare for introspection and moral reckoning!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Peter 3:17-18!

Yo, listen up! So, like, don’t get bummed out when things go south, right? Just keep the peace, even if it feels gnarly. Remember, it’s all about being chill and good vibes. Plus, if stuff gets weird, just think about how epic the good stuff is coming your way. All about that cosmic balance, dude!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Philippians 4:23!

Well, y’all, as I wrap this up, remember that ol’ buddy Paul up in the big sky gave y’all a shout-out from the good folks down in Philippians. Ain’t nuthin’ but love and grace comin’ your way! So, keep your boots on and your hearts light—God’s got yer back, fer real! Bless yer hearts!

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