April 21, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of Revelation 21:8!

Yo, check it, the fate’s kinda clear,
Revelation’s here, lend me your ear,
Liars and haters, they ain’t got a pass,
In the fiery pit, they’ll find their class.
Cowards and wolves, they can’t take the heat,
So step up right, or bow down in defeat!
Heaven’s for the bold, let’s keep it neat!

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Breaking News ### John 10:28-30 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Security Announcement!**

In a stunning revelation, a prominent spiritual leader declares that his followers will never perish and no one can snatch them from his grasp. He claims unity with the Father, asserting an unbreakable bond that ensures eternal safety. This statement has ignited discussions on faith, security, and divine authority. Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Corinthians 5:17!

Dude, when you totally vibe with the whole journey of life, it’s like you become a fresh new version of yourself, man! Like, all that old stuff? Poof! Gone! You’re now cruising on a cosmic wave, all shiny and new, ready to embrace the adventures ahead. Just keep riding that good vibe, my friend!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Corinthians 15:57!

Well, lemme tell ya, y’all! Thanks be to the Big Guy upstairs who’s givin’ us the win over that ol’ death thing. Ain’t no grave gonna hold us down, no sir! We got victory in our corner, like a cat with nine lives! So, let’s holler and celebrate, ‘cause we’re livin’ large!

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