April 20, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of Genesis 2:17!

Yo, check it, in the garden chillin’ real nice,
God said, “Eat what you want, but heed this advice:
That tree right there? It’s off-limits, bro,
One bite from it, and you’ll reap what you sow!
Knowledge ain’t always sweet, it’s a double-edged sword,
So play it cool, and keep your reward!”

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Breaking News ### 1 Corinthians 15:55-57 ###

**BREAKING NEWS: Victory over Death!** In a stunning proclamation, believers celebrate the defeat of death and sin! “O death, where is your victory? O death, where is your sting?” says a prominent figure in spiritual circles. The triumph is attributed to a divine sacrifice, ensuring that sin no longer holds power. Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 6:23!

Alright, imagine this: Life’s like a cosmic journey, right? You vibe with good energy, and it’s all chill, but mess up and, uh-oh, you hit a rough patch. But hey, there’s this epic gift waiting, like a surprise pizza party at the end! It’s all about finding that sweet, peaceful bliss. Keep it groovy, my friend!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Corinthians 15:55!

“O death, ya think yer tough? You ain’t got nothin’ on me! Where’s yer sting, huh? Ain’t no grave gonna hold me down! So step off, ya ol’ reaper! I reckon I’m gonna dance right past ya into the great beyond, laughin’ all the way! Ain’t no fear in this here heart!”

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