Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
**Breaking News: Resurrection Report!** In a stunning revelation, sources confirm that Christ has risen from the dead, marking the first fruits of resurrection for all humanity. As death came through Adam, it is now through Christ that all will experience new life. Stay tuned as this monumental event unfolds, offering hope to believers everywhere!
Dude, check it out! It’s like this: the ultimate chill vibe is that one super cool dude totally took on our heavy baggage. He was all about the good karma, right? So, we could flip the script and ride the wave of positivity. Basically, he made us into rad, shining beings. Far out, man!
Well, when the good Lord gives that trumpet a toot, them bodies that’s all worn out will get fixed up real good. Ain’t no more wearin’ out or takin’ dirt naps! We’ll shed them old skins like a snake and strut around like we own the place ’cause death ain’t got a foothold no more! Y’all get that?
