April 18, 2025

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 1 John 1:6!

Yo, check it, we claim to walk in light,
But if we trip in the dark, we ain’t right.
Talkin’ ‘bout love, sayin’ we’re real,
But if we can’t vibe, what’s the deal?
We’re foolin’ ourselves, that’s the twist,
Truth’s the game, can’t let it be missed!
So let’s shine bright, no need for disguise.

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Breaking News ### Romans 13:6-7 ###

Breaking News: Authorities Remind Citizens of Duty! In a recent statement, officials underscore the importance of paying taxes, citing that governing bodies require funding for public services. Citizens are urged to respect leadership and fulfill their obligations. Compliance is crucial for societal order—failure to support local governance can lead to consequences. Stay informed and engaged!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Philippians 3:10-11!

Yo, I’m all about knowing the ultimate vibe—like, connecting with that cosmic spirit and feeling the energy of resurrection, man! If it means experiencing some gnarly struggles and being totally transformed, I’m down. Gotta embrace the journey, ‘cause it’s all about that enlightened state and shining bright, even when the road gets bumpy, dude!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Corinthians 15:51-53!

Alright, y’all listen up! I’m ‘bout to spill the beans: Not all of us will kick the bucket, but we’re gonna get a surprise! In the blink of an eye, we’ll change quicker than a chicken on a hot plate. This ol’ body will shed its skin, ‘cause we’re gonna be livin’ fancy in the hereafter!

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