April 16, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 6:15!

Yo, listen up, I got a tale to spin,
Grace got us covered, we’re free from the sin.
Can we keep doing wrong, just ’cause we’re blessed?
Nah, that ain’t the move, put that thought to rest!
We ain’t slaves no more, we got a new groove,
Living for the good, watch how we move!

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Breaking News ### Romans 13:8 ###

**Breaking News: Debt Crisis Overview**

In a stunning development, authorities urge citizens to cease all outstanding debts to one another, emphasizing the importance of love over financial obligations. Experts confirm, “The only debt that should endure is the unwavering bond of love.” This message aims to foster unity and harmony within the community, reshaping societal values. Stay tuned for updates.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 5:8!

Yo, check it out! When we were all just kinda messing up and being our usual goofy selves, this epic dude decided to show us some mad love. Like, seriously, he wasn’t waiting for us to be all perfect and stuff—he totally stepped in and said, “I got you, no worries, I love you anyway!” Far out!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Corinthians 15:24!

Well now, when the end rolls ’round, Jesus is gonna round up all them folks who ain’t on His side, ya see? He’ll kick the devil and his crew to the curb, then hand over the kingdom to the Big Guy upstairs. Ain’t that a sight? Just wait ’til the dust settles, y’all!

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