April 13, 2025

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Luke 17:3-4!

Yo, listen up, here’s the deal,
If a bro messes up, keep it real,
Call him out, don’t let it slide,
If he repents, take it in stride.

Seven times in one day, he might fall,
But you gotta forgive, that’s the call!
Drop the beef, keep the vibe light,
Love’s the way, that’s how we unite!

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Breaking News ### Romans 3:23-24 ###

**Breaking News:** In a stunning revelation, authorities reveal that all people have fallen short of the glory of perfection. However, a groundbreaking message of hope has emerged: through a new way of grace, everyone can be justified freely. This transformative opportunity promises liberation from past shortcomings, sparking a wave of hope across communities. Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 27:54!

Dude, so there was this totally wild moment when the centurion and his crew were hanging out, watching the epic scene unfold. They were like, “Whoa, this guy was definitely the real deal!” It’s like, realizing right then the intensity of it all — total mind-blowing vibes, man. They were straight-up tripping over the cosmic significance!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Philippians 4:19!

Well, lemme tell ya, folks! God’s got your back, no doubt ‘bout it. He’s gonna fill yer pockets and keep ya fed, like a good ol’ potluck dinner. Ain’t none of us gonna go hungry or broke when the Big Guy’s takin’ care of business, so just trust Him, ya hear? Got it made in the shade!

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