Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, create in me a fresh, clean slate,
A heart that’s pure, ain’t no room for hate.
Wash away the grime, let the good times flow,
Spirit so fly, like I’m in a show.
Time to shine bright, like a brand new start,
God, you’re the DJ, and I’m the art!
**Breaking News: New Teachings from a Nazarene Leader**
In a groundbreaking message, a local preacher urged followers to embrace self-denial and take up their crosses daily. He warned that those seeking to save their lives risk losing them, while those willing to lose their lives for his sake would find true fulfillment. The community buzzes with reactions to this powerful call.
“Yo, dude, check it! I’m like the ultimate life vibe, man. If you’re feeling all bummed out, just trust, and you’ll totally bounce back. Even if you’re totally out of the game, not to worry; if you’ve got faith, you’ll totally live on, man. Just keep the good vibes flowing, you know?”
Well, lemme tell ya, I’ve been dirt poor an’ livin’ high on the hog. Whether I’m eatin’ grits or fancy chow, I’ve learned to roll with it. Ain’t nuthin’ I can’t handle, ‘cause I’m backed by the Good Lord, who gives me strength, even if I’m just a simple country fella!
