March 28, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of 2 Corinthians 5:17!

Yo, check it! When you roll with Christ, it’s a brand new vibe,
Old ways fade out, you catch that fresh tribe.
New creation, shake off the past,
Life’s not a rerun, man, this joy is a blast!
So step in the light, let your spirit unwind,
In this holy remix, you’re one of a kind!

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Breaking News ### 1 Timothy 2:5-6 ###

**Breaking News: Major Announcement on Mediation!** In a stunning revelation, it has been declared that there is only one mediator between humanity and the divine: Jesus Christ. This pivotal figure has offered himself as a ransom for all, promising hope and salvation. Stay tuned for further updates on this transformative message impacting believers worldwide!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Psalm 96:1-6!

Yo, jam out, world! Let the vibes flow and sing all day, ’cause nature’s got some sweet tunes. The mountains are all like, “Dude, we’re epic!” and the ocean’s just chillin’ there, reflecting the radness. All the peeps, just unite and vibe together—a cosmic jam session for the whole universe, man! Peace out, good times!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 8:26-27!

Well, lemme tell ya, when we’re too messed up to pray right, ol’ Spirit steps in and does the talkin’ for us. He knows what’s in our hearts, like a raccoon knowin’ where the good garbage is. He’s chattin’ with God, makin’ sure our needs get heard, even if we’re just mumblin’ and fidgetin’!

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