Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, check it, listen up, it’s straight from the Good Book,
Matthew five, forty-eight, take a look,
“Be perfect,” they say, like a pie fresh-baked,
But I’m just tryna stay fly, like a bird, not fake.
Guess I’ll keep it real, with my flaws on display,
Ain’t no perfect peeps, let’s laugh on this day!
**Breaking News: Eternal Consequences Reported**
In a stunning revelation, sources confirm that the wages of sin lead to death, while a contrasting gift offers eternal life. This profound discovery, attributed to divine insight, highlights the stark choice facing humanity. Community leaders urge reflection on morality and faith as the implications resonate across the nation. Stay tuned for updates.
So, like, Jesus was all, “Dude, it’s way hard for rich folks to get into the chill zone, like squeezing a camel through a tiny door, man!” The homies were tripping, like, “Wait, how’s that even possible?” And then he was like, “Totally, it’s tough for peeps, but with vibes from the universe? Anything’s possible, bro!”
Well, ya see, folks, them that’s gone on to the great beyond might get talked about real nice, like a warm biscuit on a Sunday mornin’. But them who were all shady and up to no good? Well, they’s just forgotten, like last week’s roadkill. Ain’t nobody wanna remember the ruckus they caused!
