March 14, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of Luke 19:10!

Yo, check it, here’s the deal,
Jesus came to make it real.
Savin’ the lost, that’s his mission,
Seeking souls with that divine vision.
Not just the righteous, it’s clear and true,
He’s huntin’ for you, and also you!
So if you’re strayed, don’t you fret,
He’s the Savior, your best bet!

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Breaking News ### 2 Peter 1:5-8 ###

Breaking News: In a stunning announcement, spiritual leaders urge believers to actively cultivate virtues like faith, goodness, knowledge, self-control, perseverance, godliness, mutual affection, and love. Reports indicate that these traits are crucial for increased productivity and effectiveness in one’s spiritual journey. Experts warn that neglect could lead to spiritual blindness and stagnation. Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Psalms 118:8!

Yo, listen up! If you’re feelin’ a bit lost in this crazy world, just remember, putting your trust in the big guy up there is way better than relying on the opinions of all those folks around. Seriously, it’s all about faith, man. Keep it chill and let the good vibes flow instead!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Proverbs 29:25!

Well now, listen up! Fearin’ what folks think’ll keep ya from chasin’ them dreams, kinda like a raccoon avoidin’ a trap. But if ya trust in the good Lord above, you’ll be as bold as a bullfrog on a lily pad—so go on, fly high and don’t let nobody rain on your parade!

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