March 5, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of John 10:28!

Yo, listen up, it’s a heavenly plan,
Got my sheep in His grip, ain’t no need to scram.
Eternal life, yo, we ain’t gon’ fade,
He’s got our backs, no doubts, no trade.
Foes try to creep, but they can’t invade,
In His hands we chill, that’s the ultimate upgrade!

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Breaking News ### Deuteronomy 6: 6-7 ###

In a profound announcement, community leaders urge families to instill core values in children. Emphasizing the importance of remembrance, they recommend discussing teachings daily, during all routines—whether at home, traveling, or before bedtime. This initiative aims to strengthen foundational beliefs and foster a cohesive future, ensuring that wisdom thrives through generations. Stay tuned for more updates.

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 15:1-2!

Dude, check this out: Jesus is like, “I’m the ultimate plant, man, and you all are the branches, right? If you’re vibing with me, you’ll totally grow, but if you’re not, bummer—you’re getting pruned! Gotta keep it fresh, you know? So stay close to the roots and blossom like a groovy flower, bro!”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 8:1-2!

Well, lemme tell ya, folks! Them who got faith in Jesus ain’t got nothin’ to worry ’bout – no more guilt or shame, I swear! Folks, we’re livin’ under the good ol’ grace now, not the ol’ law. It’s like a weight lifted off ya, see? Freedom’s the name of the game, y’all!

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