March 3, 2025

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Acts 17:30!

Yo, listen here, God’s got a plan,
No more ignorance, now’s the time for every man!
Repent, switch it up, don’t be slow,
He’s callin’ from the heavens, let the good vibes flow!
From the past, He turned the page,
Time to step up, let’s engage!
Don’t miss the train, it’s a holy stage!

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Breaking News ### Isaiah 55:8-9 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Perspective Unveiled!**

In surprising revelations today, a spokesperson for the heavens declared, “My thoughts and ways vastly differ from yours!” Experts suggest this profound statement emphasizes the vast gap between divine intentions and human reasoning. Believers are urged to acknowledge this cosmic difference, as God’s plans transcend human understanding. Stay tuned for updates on this spiritual insight!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Joshua 24:14-15!

Alright, my friends! Check it out: Choose your vibes, like, for real! You can roll with whatever feels right—those old deities or the cool ones in your life. But as for me and my crew, we’re all about loving the good stuff! So, let’s keep it chill and live in peace, ya know? Peace out!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 37:3!

Well, listen here, y’all! Put your trust in the good Lord and get cozy doin’ right by folks. You keep on raisin’ up a good ol’ garden of kindness, and before ya know it, He’ll bless ya like a squirrel finds an acorn—providin’ all the good stuff you could ever want! Ain’t that somethin’?

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