Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo! We’re chosen, it’s plain to see,
From the start, God picked you and me.
Sanctified by the Spirit, yo, what a scene,
Got faith like a tank, you know what I mean!
So hold tight, keep the vibe real,
Thank God for the love, that’s the deal!
**Breaking News: Love Rules!** In a stunning moral update, sources confirm that all commands, including prohibitions against murder, theft, and deceit, are overshadowed by a powerful new directive: Love your neighbor as yourself. Experts assert that genuine love fulfills the law, promoting harmony and unity in the community. Stay tuned for further developments.
Yo, man, there’s this total vibe out there, right? Like, some dude’s all about spreading good vibes and bringing joy to the world. But beware of the buzzkill, you know? He’s just lurking, trying to mess with the chill. Anyway, stick with the good energy that brings happiness, and you’ll totally thrive, dude! Far out!
Y’all, the Good Lord’s just waitin’ to give ya what you need! He’s real patient-like, hopin’ you’ll come ‘round and ask for His help. When ya do, He’s gonna bless y’all like a fat cat on a sunny porch. His love’s gonna rain down, makin’ life easier than pie at a county fair!
