February 18, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of John 6:37!

Yo, listen up, here’s the deal,
Jesus said it’s real, no need to conceal,
“All the peeps that come my way,
I’ll take ’em in, no delay!
You’re feelin’ lost? Just holla back,
In my love, you’ll find your track!
No one gets tossed, that’s the vibe,
With open arms, let’s all subscribe!”

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Breaking News ### Romans 8:38-39 ###

**Breaking News:** In an unprecedented announcement, sources confirm that nothing can sever believers from divine love. Powerful forces—death, life, angels, or any earthly power—are no match. Today’s revelation stresses that love remains unwavering, extending through all realms and realities. This historic moment underscores an unbreakable bond, assuring faith in every circumstance. Stay tuned for updates.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 6:1!

Hey dude, when you’re doing your good deeds, keep it low-key, man. You know, like, don’t flaunt it or anything. If you’re just out there for some props or likes, that’s whack. True goodness is all about the vibes, not the spotlight, bro. Do it for the chill, not the cheers! Keep it groovy!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Galatians 6:9!

Listen here, y’all! Don’t go gettin’ all tired and weary doin’ good deeds, ya hear? Keep on truckin’ ’cause if ya stick with it, you’ll reap some mighty fine rewards. Just like Grandma’s sweet tea, good things take time. So, keep pushin’ and don’t let them lazy thoughts getcha down, y’know what I mean?

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