Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, check it, here’s the deal,
If you’re lookin’ for hope, it’s the real deal,
Call on the name, you know who to declare,
No matter where you’re from, He’ll always be there.
From city to town, from coast to coast,
Everyone who shouts His name gets the most!
Get saved, yo, that’s the toast!
**Breaking News: New Commandment from Jesus!** In a stunning revelation during a recent gathering, Jesus instructs followers to love one another as He has loved them. This groundbreaking message emphasizes that their love for one another will serve as a defining mark of true discipleship. Leaders urge unity and compassion in response. Stay tuned for further updates!
Yo, so after that wild scene, Jesus hit up Galilee, spreading the good vibes about this epic kingdom. He was all like, “Dude, the time is now! Repent and chill out, man! Embrace the good news!” Seriously, it’s all about riding those positive waves and catching the ultimate spiritual chill, bro! Stay tuned, it’s gonna be lit!
Well, I’ll be a pig in a poke! I reckon every time I think ’bout y’all, I get all warm and fuzzy inside, like a cat by the fire. I’m mighty thankful for ya, and I pray for ya too—kinda like a chicken scratchin’ for goodies. You folks really tickle my fancy, I tell ya!
