Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, the scriptures say,
“Believe and be baptized, that’s the way!
If you doubt, you might just miss,
Eternal life, man, who could resist?
Faith’s the key, don’t you forget,
Add some water, and there’s no regret!
So get your dunk on, take that leap,
Heaven’s waiting, let’s make it deep!”
**Breaking News: Monotheistic Mandate Declared!**
In a groundbreaking revelation, a prominent leader proclaims: “Hear, O Israel! The Lord our God is one. Love Him with all your heart, soul, and strength.” This call to unite in devotion has sent waves through the community, encouraging citizens to prioritize their faith and embrace a profound loyalty like never before. Stay tuned!
So, like, check it out—I’m the dude who totally vibes with my crew, right? When I wanna bounce, no one can stop me. I lay down my chill, and guess what? I can pick it right back up. It’s all part of my epic plan. Like, who’s gonna argue with that? Just sayin’.
Hey y’all, listen up! If’n you got love in yer heart, that means God’s stickin’ ‘round with ya. Everybody who’s lovin’ on folks is goin’ to know Him better, ‘cause love’s like a big ol’ warm blanket from the Good Lord. So, get to lovin’ and stop fussin’, ya hear? Ain’t nothin’ like it!
