Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, the jailer ran, said, “What I gotta do?
To get saved, man, just tell me the truth!”
Paul said, “Believe, no stress, just trust!
It’s not just for you, but for all of us!”
They dipped in the water, all fresh and clean,
Jailer and fam, livin’ that redemption dream!
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Yo, so there’s this dude named John, right? He was out there chilling by a sweet river, doing his thing, dunking folks and talking about a fresh vibe for life. People were rolling in to get their groove on, feeling all kinds of way. It was like a splash party for the soul, man! Totally righteous!
Well now, them wicked folks? They’s like dry leaves blowin’ in the wind, y’know? Ain’t got no roots, just floatin’ ‘round, waitin’ for the next storm to come ‘round. Ain’t no way they stand a chance when the good folks are planted firm, growin’ strong and steady, a-comin’ up all righteous-like!
