January 25, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 10:9!

Yo, check it, listen here, it’s all about the vibe,
If you confess with your mouth, you gotta let it ride,
Jesus in your heart, man, that’s the key,
Raise Him from the dead, now you’re truly free!
Believe and receive, it’s a heavenly party,
Salvation’s the beat—come on, let’s get hearty!

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Breaking News ### Philippians 4:8 ###

**Breaking News: Positive Thinking Prevails!**
In a profound announcement, a stunning directive has emerged: citizens are encouraged to focus on what is true, honorable, just, pure, lovely, commendable, excellent, and praiseworthy. Experts advocate this transformative mindset as a way to enhance well-being and foster community harmony. Stay tuned for updates on this uplifting initiative!

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 1:9-13!

So, like, there’s this super chill vibe, right? A light comes in, all bright and stuff, showing everyone who’s down. Some folks just didn’t get it, though. But for those who did, they became part of the crew. They got adopted, man, like a cosmic family, not born of this world, but totally vibing.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 1:1!

Well now, bless yer heart! Ain’t no good come from hangin’ ’round them folks who just like to stir the pot. Ya best steer clear of the wise guys, the sin-slingers, and them fool talkers. Find yerself a nice shady spot and mind yer own business, ’cause that’s where the good life is, y’all!

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