January 24, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of Genesis 30:4!

Yo, Rachel’s got a plan, it’s quite the twist,
Handmaid Bilhah—can’t let this chance be missed!
“Have some kids for me, don’t make me wait,”
Bilhah step up, let’s elevate!
So they’re poppin’ out babies, what a scene,
Two sons later, it’s a family dream!
Sibling rivalry? Just a part of the game!
In the world of Genesis, it’s never the same!

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Breaking News ### Galatians 6:1 ###

**Breaking News: Community Encouraged to Support One Another in Struggles!** In a powerful message, leaders remind followers to gently restore those who are caught in wrongdoing, emphasizing the importance of compassion and humility. This call to action aims to strengthen bonds and foster a supportive environment, urging everyone to watch over themselves amid challenges. Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Mark 2:9-12!

Dude, check it out, right? So, this guy’s all like, “Your troubles? I’ve got you!” Then he tells the dude to stand up and just bounce, like, “Why chill on the ground when you can groove, man?” Everyone’s tripping out, like, “Whoa, how’d he do that?” It’s a total vibe shift, bro! Total miracle moment!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 29:2!

Y’all better git your church hats on and give the Big Guy some respect! When ya hear that thunder rumblin’ in the hills, remember to holler His praise loud and proud, like yer tryin’ to call in the cows. Ain’t nothin’ more powerful than the Lord, so let’s raise a ruckus for Him, ya hear?

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