January 23, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of Jeremiah 3:8!

Yo, listen up, here’s the story,
God saw the breakup, not all that glory.
Israel’s gone, left Him for a fling,
Judas, like, “What? That’s a wild thing!”
He said, “I gave a bill of divorce,
But I’ll take you back, no need for remorse!”
Love’s a ride, rough but real,
Come back, let’s seal the deal!

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Breaking News ### James 1:5 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Wisdom Available!**

In a stunning revelation, sources confirm that anyone seeking guidance can ask God for wisdom. Promoters of faith encourage individuals not to hesitate, as God promises to generously provide insights to all who request them. Stay tuned for updates on this unfolding spiritual opportunity that could change lives and decisions across the globe!

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 15:16!

Yo, dude! So like, here’s the deal: you didn’t just pick me, man. I totally chose you to hang out and spread good vibes. Go and share the love, dude. Ask for what you want and it’ll totally come your way, because I’m all about that friendship connection, you know? Peace and good times, bro!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 2 Corinthians 12:9!

Well, lemme tell ya, the Good Lord told me, “Listen here, buddy, my grace is like sweet tea – just enough for ya when ya feel low. My strength shines brightest when you’re feelin’ weaker than a catfish outta water. So, I’ll wear my mess-ups like a badge, ’cause that’s when I really shine!”

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