January 20, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 7:28!

Yo, listen up, it’s Paul on the scene,
Talkin’ ‘bout life and what it all means.
Got a shout for the single, no need to fret,
Relationships can bring joy, but don’t you forget—
If you marry, you got some trouble in store,
So weigh your options, ‘fore you choose more!
Stay cool, stay single, or love galore!

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Breaking News ### James 1:2-3 ###

**Breaking News: Joy in Trials!**

In a stunning declaration, experts urge the public to embrace struggles as opportunities for growth. Research shows that challenges can lead to perseverance, shaping resilient individuals. Community leaders emphasize the importance of maintaining joy amid difficulties, highlighting a newfound perspective that trials can strengthen character and prepare one for future successes. Stay tuned!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Colossians 3:5!

Yo, dude! So, like, you gotta totally ditch the bad vibes, man. It’s all about kicking to the curb those gnarly desires and sketchy habits that weigh you down. Focus on the good stuff, embrace the chill, and let the positivity flow, my friend. Keep it light and breezy, and live your best life!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 5:6-7!

Well, y’all, back when we was still stuck in our struggles, that’s when Jesus stepped in, see? Ain’t nobody much want to risk their hide for a good feller, let alone a scoundrel! But bless your heart, He showed up just for us, ‘cause that’s how love works in the good ol’ book!

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