January 18, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of Mark 4:16-28!

(Verse 1)
Yo, some folks hear the word, they’re all hyped,
But when troubles hit, they don’t stay hyped.
Shallow roots, man, it’s all a bluff,
When the heat’s on, they can’t handle the stuff.

(Chorus)
Seed on the ground, gotta keep it tight,
Nourish that faith, let it grow right!
Water it daily, let the good vibes flow,
Harvest will come if you just let it grow!

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Breaking News ### 1 Corinthians 10:13 ###

**Breaking News: Temptation Alert!** In a stunning revelation, experts report that no one faces temptation beyond their capacity. Authorities assert that a divine support system ensures ways to overcome challenges. Stay vigilant, as this message of hope emphasizes resilience. Remember, the community is empowered to endure, with resources available to navigate life’s hurdles. Stay strong!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 7:3-5!

Dude, why you fussing about that tiny speck in your buddy’s eye when you’ve got this giant log in yours? Like, how can you help him see straight if you’re blinded by your own mess? First, sort out your own vibe, man, then you can totally help your friend chill and fix his own deal.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 5:3-4!

Well now, listen here! We ain’t just sittin’ ’round moppin’ our brows when tough times hit. Nope! We’re actually smilin’ and laughin’ ’cause we know them struggles build us up stronger. Like a good ol’ country stew, they simmer real nice and cook up patience, which is sweeter than grandma’s peach cobbler! Y’all get it?

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