Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, let me break it down, it’s clear,
Divorce ain’t the answer, listen here,
If you’re cheatin’, that’s the sin we see,
Makes the next match tricky, like a referee.
Keep it tight, don’t fall apart,
Work it out, romance, play the art,
Love’s the game, let’s play it smart!
When the Pharisees test Jesus about divorce: “So, is it okay to break up, or are we stuck forever?”
**Breaking News: Love Under Scrutiny**
In a startling revelation, experts declare that claiming to love God while harboring hatred for others is inconsistent. New guidance emphasizes that true love for God must translate into love for one’s neighbor. Community leaders urge individuals to reflect on their relationships, as genuine love is indispensable to faith. Stay tuned for updates.
Alright, dude, listen up! If you wanna roll with the big dogs, you gotta ditch your baggage and come along for the ride. Like, if you try to hoard all your stuff, you’ll end up missing out, man. But if you let it go and just vibe, you’ll find the real treasure, ya know?
Well, y’all! When ya waltz into the Good Lord’s house, don’t forget to holler “Howdy!” and bring along some gratefulness. Sashay on in with a big ol’ smile, and let ‘em know you’re tickled to be there. Make sure to give thanks and boast a bit ‘bout how great He is—ain’t that right?
