January 11, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of John 3:29!

Yo, check it, here’s the scene,
A groom’s got a vibe, if you know what I mean.
He’s chillin’ with his crew, love in the air,
But the bride’s all hyped, while he’s just there.
Got joy in his heart, he won’t complain,
‘Cause the best man’s happy, bringing that gain!
Celebrate, don’t hate, that’s the game!

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Breaking News ### Psalm 118:5-6 ###

**Breaking News: In a Stunning Turnaround, a Distressed Individual Calls Out for Help!**

In a moment of desperation, a man sought refuge, crying out in anguish. Remarkably, he reported experiencing immediate relief. “The Lord is on my side; I will not fear. What can mere mortals do to me?” he proclaimed, signaling hope amid adversity. Stay tuned for more updates on this uplifting development!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 5:5!

Yo, blessed are the chill peeps, the laid-back ones, man! They’re like super cool, relaxed vibes who don’t sweat the small stuff. They’ll totally vibe with the universe and inherit the mellow lands where good vibes flow, bro. So just kick back, keep it breezy, and let life throw its wild waves at ya!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 100:1!

Hey y’all! Let’s raise a ruckus and make some noise for the good Lord! Come on now, let’s holler and stomp our feet, ‘cause it’s time to show our thanks. Ain’t nothing like a joyous ruckus to let Him know we’re grateful. Grab your banjo, and let’s get to celebratin’! Yeehaw!

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