January 10, 2025

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 7:39!

Yo, check it, if a widowed soul’s in the game,
They can remarry, but keep it in His name.
Got options, no doubt, but be wise and true,
Find a mate who’s stoked on the same view.
‘Cause it’s all about love, not just the grind,
Stick with the one who’s got the same mind!

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Breaking News ### 1 Peter 1:15-16 ###

**Breaking News: Holiness Declared Essential!** In a groundbreaking message, a prominent spiritual leader urges followers to emulate divine purity. “As the One who called you is holy, so you must be holy in all you do,” he declares. He emphasizes the urgent need for adherence to this standard, echoing a timeless command: “Be holy, for I am holy.”

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 7:6!

Yo, check it out! Don’t go tossing your cool stuff to the folks who totally won’t appreciate it, man. Like, if they’re not vibing with the good vibes, just hold onto your treasure, dude! You don’t want them getting all gnarly and disrespectful, turning your sweet moments into a total bummer. Keep the good energy, bro!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Proverbs 16:9!

Well, let me tell ya, folks: A fella might come up with all sorts of plans in his noggin, thinkin’ he’s got it all figured out. But it’s the Good Lord up yonder who’s holdin’ the remote, makin’ sure our boots go where they’re s’posed to. Ain’t that a hoot?

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