January 9, 2025

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 7:1-40!

Yo, listen up, it’s hard to date,
Paul dropped wisdom, don’t procrastinate.
Single or married, both got a role,
Stay focused on life, keep it whole.
If you’re burning with desire, don’t delay,
Get hitched or find love, don’t fade away.
Keep your hearts light, don’t stress the plight,
Live your truth, and shine bright!

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Breaking News ### Matthew 6:19-21 ###

**Breaking News: Wealth Warning**
Experts advise against hoarding treasures on Earth, citing potential loss to theft and decay. Instead, they encourage investments in spiritual wealth, emphasizing that true value lies in the heart. Authorities state: “Where your treasure is, your heart will follow.” Stay tuned for more updates on how to secure lasting fulfillment.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 5:10!

If you’re catchin’ flak for doing what’s right, man, you’re on the right track! Those good vibes get you points with the universe. Keep your head up and your heart chill. When the world throws shade, just know you’re scoring major karma! The cool kids in the afterlife totally have your back, dude!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Isaiah 2:22!

Hey y’all, quit puttin’ your trust in them fancy folks! They ain’t worth a lick! Just ‘cause they’re livin’ high on the hog don’t mean a thing in the end. Remember, life’s too short to be chasin’ after rich city slickers. Stick with the good ol’ boys and girls who know what’s what!

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