Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, here’s the scoop,
Got a tale from Luke, don’t need a group.
Divorce is a dicey game, it’s kinda whack,
Marry another, oh boy, you’re on the track!
In this life, choices come with a price,
Stay true, keep it real, don’t think twice!
Keep your vows tight, that’s the key,
Or else you’ll find some trouble, you see!
Marriage is awesome—keep it sacred! Cheaters? Not cool. God’s watching, and He’ll judge those who mess with love.
**Breaking News: Call to Imitate Love!**
In a powerful message today, community leaders urge everyone to emulate the love of authorities, as demonstrated by a life of sacrifice. Residents are encouraged to embrace a lifestyle marked by compassion and selflessness, reflecting the ultimate act of love, bringing unity and strength to the community. Stay tuned for more updates!
Hey dude, like, don’t go judging folks, man. If you’re all up in their business, remember it’s gonna bounce back on you, bro. What you throw out there comes right back, like a frisbee in the park. So, chill out with the criticism and just vibe, ya know? Life’s too short to be all judgy.
Well, lemme tell ya, it’s a miracle we ain’t all gone to pot! Every mornin’, the Good Lord blesses us with fresh mercy, like biscuits outta the oven. Yessiree, His kindness is as steady as a rooster crowin’ at dawn. Ain’t no way we’d make it without His doin’! Praise God, ain’t life grand?
