January 4, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 19:4-6!

Yo, check it, from the start, God made ’em one,
Man and woman, yeah, together, have some fun!
Leave the fam, cleave tight, no divide,
Two become one, let love be your guide.
What’s God joined, let no one tear apart,
So lock it down, keep love in your heart!

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**Breaking News: Heavenly Announcement!**

In a historic revelation, an angel proclaimed to shepherds on the outskirts of Bethlehem: a Savior has been born! Glorious tidings of great joy are spreading rapidly. The child, wrapped in swaddling clothes, is reported to be the Messiah. Crowds are expected to gather, eager to witness this miraculous event. Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 5:16!

Yo, let your vibe shine bright, like, totally lit, man! When you spread those good vibes, everyone around will catch on and see the rad stuff you’re doing. It’s all about spreading positivity, so when people notice your awesomeness, they’ll vibe back and give props to the ultimate source of your chill. Keep it groovy!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Ephesians 4:24!

Alrighty, listen here! Y’all gotta put on that brand new self, like a shiny Sunday best, ‘n be all fresh n’ fancy! It’s like yer flippin’ a new pancake—layer on the goodness that’s all about bein’ righteous ‘n true, ‘cause deep down, that’s how the Good Book wants us to be, ya hear?

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