December 31, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 22:1-46!

Yo, listen up, there’s a party in the land,
King’s throwing a feast, it’s gonna be grand.
Invitations sent, but some folks just scoff,
Chillin’ with excuses, they’re brushing him off.

So he calls the good and bad, come one, come all,
But wedding clothes matter, don’t show up in a crawl!
Respect the invite, ’cause the kingdom’s tight,
Step to the beat, let’s keep it light!

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Breaking News ### Isaiah 43:16, 18-19 ###

**Breaking News: A Divine Promise Unveiled!**

In a stunning reveal, a remarkable figure declares, “I am the one who parts seas, leading my people to safety!” As the world looks to the future, news of transformative change emerges: “Forget the past; behold, new paths are being forged in the wilderness, offering hope and renewal for all!” Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Numbers 6:24-26!

May the universe shower you with good vibes and chill energy, keeping you safe and sound. Let the glow of peace wash over you like a comfy blanket, making your days all bright and mellow. Just remember, dude, the cosmos is totally on your side—like, always! Keep riding those good waves, my friend!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Luke 12:31!

Well, y’see, don’t ya worry ‘bout chasin’ after shiny things like folks do. Just keep your eyes peeled for the good stuff—ya know, like God’s kingdom—an’ all them other things ya need’ll come to ya like a hound to a bone! Just sit tight and let blessings roll in! Don’t fret, y’hear?

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