December 29, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 6:9-10!

Yo, check it, don’t be misled,
You know who’s getting left for dead,
The wicked, the thieves, the shifty schemers,
None of them fit in the kingdom dreamers.
Fornicators, idolaters, they gotta pay,
No entrance, man, you better find a better way!
So keep it clean, keep it tight,
Live that righteous life, shine bright!

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Breaking News ### John 14:1-3 ###

**Breaking News: Peaceful Assurance from a Notable Figure!**

In a remarkable statement, a prominent leader assures followers not to be troubled, emphasizing trust in a greater plan. He reveals plans for a magnificent place beyond, promising to return and gather all believers. This uplifting message inspires hope and tranquility amid uncertainty, captivating hearts with visions of a serene future. Tune in for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Galatians 6:9!

Hey dude, let’s keep the good vibes flowing, even when it feels like you’re stuck hiking up a gnarly hill. Don’t bail just because things get tough. If you keep pushing through and spreading the good energy, you’re gonna totally harvest some awesome rewards, man. Just chill and stay on that positive wavelength!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Matthew 12:29!

Well, lemme tell ya, if ya wanna clean house in this ol’ world, ya gotta wrangle the strongman first, y’know? You can’t just barge in and take his stuff without takin’ him down a notch. Ya gotta tie him up real good first, then ya can grab all his goodies. Ain’t that a hoot?

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