December 28, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Titus 2:3-5!

Yo, older ladies, time to shine,
Teach the young ones, yeah, that’s divine!
Be wise, cool, keep it real with grace,
Live it loud, yeah, own your space.
Love their fam, keep the vibe right,
Stay classy, like a star so bright!
Show ‘em how to live, it’s no big deal,
Sisterhood strong, that’s the real deal!

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Breaking News ### Matthew 11:28 ###

**Breaking News: Invitation to Rest!** In a stunning announcement, a renowned teacher declares, “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.” This unprecedented offer is sweeping the region, promising relief from life’s struggles. Those seeking solace are urged to respond promptly for transformative relief. Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 12:17!

Alright, dude, like, if some bad vibes come your way, don’t throw shade back. Just keep it chill and spread those good vibes, ya know? Treat others like you’d want them to treat you. The universe has a way of balancing things out—so let karma do its thing while you sip on your cosmic lemonade, man!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Hebrews 12:28-29!

Well, y’all, since we got us a kingdom that don’t ever shake loose, let’s act real grateful-like. We gotta serve the good Lord with all our hearts and shake it up with some holy fear, ‘cause our God’s a fiery feller who won’t take no guff! So, put on your boots and get to it!

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