Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, check it, blessed is the man,
Who fears the Lord, that’s the plan,
Wealth and riches, got his back,
His fam’s lit, keepin’ on track.
Light in dark, he shines so bright,
Does good deeds, spreadin’ that light.
But the wicked? They can’t compete,
‘Cause nothing beats a righteous beat!
How to stay pure? Follow the rules! God’s words are my guide—memorizing them makes my heart dance with joy! 💖📖
**Breaking News: Local Elder Sees Promised Messiah!**
In an extraordinary turn of events, Simeon, an elder of Jerusalem, praised God after encountering a child believed to be the Savior. He proclaimed, “Now I can depart in peace, for my eyes have seen salvation, a light for the Gentiles, and glory for Israel.” The atmosphere in the temple is electric!
Yo, so check it: If you vibe with the big dude and his chill energy, you’re all good, man. But if you’re not feeling the flow, that bad karma’s gonna hang over you like a dark cloud. Choose the light, bro, or get ready for some serious mood swings. Just keep it groovy!
“Alright y’all, if ya wanna follow me, ya gotta stick close like flies on a junebug. Wherever I’m at, that’s where the good stuff’s happenin’. If ya wanna be honored by the Big Guy upstairs, ya better lend a hand and help out, ‘cause He don’t take a shine to lazy folks!”
