December 24, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of John 1:1!

Yo, in the beginning, the Word was fly,
Chillin’ with God, couldn’t deny.
The Word was divine, always in sync,
From chaos to cosmos, made us think.
Not just a vibe, but the light in the dark,
Droppin’ knowledge like a boss, had a holy spark.
So get it straight, He’s the ultimate groove,
With Word on the scene, watch the world move!

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Breaking News ### Luke 2:16-20 ###

**Breaking News: Shepherds Witness Miracle!**

In a stunning turn of events, shepherds have rushed to Bethlehem after receiving incredible news from a celestial host. They report finding a newborn baby, wrapped in cloth and lying in a manger, as prophesied. Overjoyed, they spread the word about the miraculous birth, praising God and igniting excitement throughout the region!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 1:22-23!

So, like, this ancient prophecy was totally on point, dude. All these folks were buzzing about a chill kid arriving, right? His name’s gonna be Immanuel, which is like, “God’s hangin’ with us.” It’s wild, man—this baby’s here to spread some good vibes and show everyone what’s up. Major cosmic party, my friend!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day John 12:24!

Well, lemme tell ya, y’all! A single ol’ corn kernel ain’t gonna grow into much if it don’t get buried in the dirt first. But if it takes the plunge, it’ll sprout like a weed and make a whole mess of corn! So, sometimes ya gotta give up a lil’ to get a lot!

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