Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, check it, all Scripture’s inspired,
God’s breath in the pages, never retired.
Teaching, rebuking, it’s flipping the script,
Training us up, with wisdom equipped.
For good deeds we’re prepped, can’t just chill,
With the Word in our hearts, we’re ready, we thrill.
Get your Bible, yo, get that skill!
When someone goes back after tasting greatness, it’s like trying to un-toast the bread. Good luck with that! 🥴🍞✨
**Breaking News: Angels Announce Joyous Birth!**
Emergency services report a stunning revelation near Bethlehem. Shepherds in the fields were startled by a divine message proclaiming the birth of a savior. The angelic announcement highlighted a newborn, wrapped in cloth and lying in a manger. This event promises great joy for all people, fulfilling long-awaited prophecies. Stay tuned for updates!
Yo, check it! Tim says, like, the universe came to chill with the wildest dude, me! I was totally lost, but this vibe saved me. Now I’m all about sharing the good vibes, right? God’s mercy is epic, way more than I can even wrap my head around. Praise the cosmic goodness, man! It’s all about the love!
Well now, y’all listen up! The Good Lord ain’t gonna ditch His peeps just ‘cause y’all picked a king. He’s still got yer backs ‘cause He made a promise—kinda like a big ol’ swig of sweet tea on a hot day. So keep yer noses clean and stick to the faith, ya hear?
