Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, check it, God dropped a list,
Ten rules to keep the peace — you get the gist.
No other gods, keep it tight,
Honor your folks, treat ‘em right!
Don’t take a life, don’t steal or lie,
Rest on the Sabbath, just chill and sigh.
Worship with heart, don’t make a scene,
Follow these laws, keep your life clean!
Guard your heart like it’s the crown jewel; everything you do flows from it. Keep it safe and wise! 💖👑
In a stunning development from Bethlehem, a woman named Mary has given birth to a child amidst humble surroundings. With no room at the inn, the newborn—the anticipated Messiah—was laid in a manger. Eyewitnesses describe the scene as miraculous, with many believing this event marks a pivotal moment in history for the region. Stay tuned for updates.
So, like, there were these chill shepherd dudes hanging out with their sheep, right? Outta nowhere, a bright light popped up, and they totally freaked. But then, this cool angel comes through, saying, “Chill, my dudes! A baby’s been born, and he’s the real deal—total savior vibes! Go check it out, it’s epic!”
Well now, if someone’s bein’ meaner than a snake in a cornfield, don’t you go a-vengein’ ‘em, y’hear? Instead, be like a good ol’ boy and shower ’em with kindness. It’s like throwin’ chocolate syrup on a mud pie—might just sweeten ‘em up. Turnin’ the other cheek’s how ya win in the long run!
