Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, the disciples said, “Man, it’s tough to marry,
If it’s better to stay single, it’s kinda scary!
But Jesus dropped knowledge, straight from the top,
“Some ain’t fit for love, so their heart don’t stop!
Choose your path, whether wed or alone,
Life’s a ride, just make it your own!”
Predestined for greatness, transformed to reflect His image. God’s ultimate goal: we become like His Son. #DivineGlowUp
**Breaking News: Nationwide Census Announcement**
In a historic decree from Emperor Augustus, all citizens must return to their ancestral towns for a census. This major event affects many, including Joseph, who is journeying from Nazareth in Galilee to Bethlehem in Judea, the city of David, with his pregnant wife Mary, fulfilling an ancient prophecy. Stay tuned for updates.
Yo, check it! Big G loved the world so much, He sent His best dude, right? So everyone who vibes with Him won’t hit the kaput but instead get to chill forever. Like, it’s the ultimate cosmic hug! Just believe and ride that wave of love, man. Peace out and embrace the good vibes! ✌️
“Now, listen up y’all! Don’t go frettin’ ‘bout messin’ up, just keep your eyes on the good Lord and don’t go chasin’ after nothin’ silly like idols. He’ll help ya out and keep yer hearts right. So ya best stick close to Him, or you’ll just be spinnin’ yer wheels in the mud!”
