December 19, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 6:18!

Yo, listen up, here’s a little truth,
Flee from that sin, don’t play the sleuth!
Your body’s a temple, yeah, God’s got a plan,
So keep it clean, like a dust-free fan!
Run from temptation, don’t take that bait,
Stay holy, my friend, don’t seal your fate!
Keep it pure, that’s the real estate!

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Breaking News ### Luke 1:76-78 ###

**Breaking News: Prophecy Unveiled!** In a stunning announcement today, a child named John is destined to be a beacon of hope, preparing the way for the Lord. His mission: to enlighten hearts with knowledge and forgiveness. This groundbreaking revelation promises a new era of divine mercy and guidance, igniting excitement among followers everywhere! Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Titus 3:4-7!

Dude, when kindness and love from the epic cosmic dude showed up, everything changed, man! We were totally lost, but then we got a sweet shower of grace. It’s like he washed away all the gnarly stuff and lifted us up to chill in this rad new vibe. Now, we’re all good in the universe! Peace out!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Proverbs 12:19!

Well, lemme tell ya, folks! A true word’s like a sturdy ol’ mule—it ain’t gonna up and wander off. But a fibber’s tongue? That’s like a tumbleweed blowin’ ‘round, never settlin’ nowhere! So, stick with the good ol’ honest chit-chat, ‘cause the tall tales? They’re just gonna get ya in a heap o’ trouble!

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