December 18, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Ephesians 5:23!

Yo, check it, here’s the scoop,
Husbands, wives in the loop,
Christ leads the church, that’s the game,
Love and respect, ain’t it the same?
Wife’s got a crown, you better believe,
Head of the fam, no tricks up the sleeve,
Unity’s the key, let’s keep it tight,
Together we shine, make it right!

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Breaking News ### Luke 1:68-70 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Announcement!**

In a stunning revelation, Zechariah, a priest, praises God for delivering His people and fulfilling ancient prophecies. He declares that salvation has arrived through the mighty hand of the Lord, bringing hope and redemption from adversaries. This momentous event declares a new era, igniting excitement among believers nationwide. Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 10:27-28!

Yo, dude! So like, the cool cats out there know my vibes, right? I totally hear them when they’re chillin’ and talking, you know? And I’m all about giving them the ultimate good vibes, man! They won’t ever feel lost or bummed out, ‘cause I got their backs for eternity, bro! Peace and love, man!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Corinthians 12:18-20!

Well, lemme tell ya, the Good Lord done arranged all us body parts just right. Ain’t no parts better than the others. Ya got yer nose, yer toes, and even yer elbows, all playin’ their part. If’n we was all eyeballs, we’d just be a mess lookin’ at nothin’. We need each other, y’all!

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