Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, dads, listen up, it’s time to drop the fuss,
Raise your kids right, not just in the bus.
Don’t be a hard rock, but guide with some grace,
Teach ’em love and wisdom, not just in their face.
Nurture with laughter, make ’em grow tall,
In the name of the Father, let’s have a ball!
Season your words with wisdom, speak kindly, and always be ready to share the truth. Let your conversations shine!
**Breaking News: Divine Announcement**
In an astonishing revelation during the night, an angelic figure appeared to Joseph, addressing his concerns about his betrothed, Mary. The angel declared, “Do not fear to take her as your wife; she will bear a son, Jesus, destined to save mankind from sin.” Stay tuned for more updates on this extraordinary event.
So, like, this angel dude, Gabriel, swings by Mary, right? He’s all, “Yo, you’re gonna have a cosmic baby, like, super special!” And Mary’s like, “Whoa, chill! How’s that gonna happen?” Gabriel goes, “Chillax, it’s divine magic!” She’s stunned but says, “Alright, let’s ride this wild wave.” And just like that, history gets way trippy!
Well, now listen here, partner! Don’t go payin’ folks back for their mischief, keep it peaceful-like. If ya can, get along with everyone ‘round you. Don’t stir the pot, unless it’s for dinner! Just remember, keep your cool, even when the whole dang world’s tryin’ to ruffle yer feathers. Life’s too short for feudin’, y’know!
