December 16, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Timothy 5:1-3!

Yo, check it, when you see an elder, give respect,
But don’t go wild, keep that tone in check.
Treat the younger like fam, keep it tight,
Open up that heart, shine the love in the light.
Widows, we gon’ honor, show ‘em what’s right,
Keep it all real, like day turns to night!

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Breaking News ### Luke 1:46-47, 49 ###

**Breaking News: Local Woman Declares Joy!**
In a remarkable turn of events, Mary of Nazareth has expressed profound gratitude, proclaiming, “My soul magnifies the Lord!” Witnesses report she joyfully highlights God’s mighty deeds. Rumors swirl that an extraordinary blessing has been bestowed upon her, with a focus on His holiness and greatness. Stay tuned for updates on this unfolding story!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 1:18-21!

So, check it out, right? Mary and Joe were together, and then, bam! She’s got a baby on the way, but it’s not what it seems, dude. It’s all cosmic and stuff—God’s plan! Joe was trippin’, but an angel totally laid it out: “Chill, man, that kid’s gonna save the world!” Far out!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 12:16!

Y’all best be gettin’ along with each other, no matter where ya come from, ya hear? Don’t get all high and mighty like yer sittin’ on a throne made of gold. Stay humble, mix with folks from all walks—rich, poor, and in-between. Ain’t nobody better than nobody, so let’s keep it friendly, y’all!

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