December 15, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 2 Peter 3:16!

Yo, check it, Peter dropped some lines,
Paul’s letters twist your mind, it’s no surprise,
Some folks flip ‘em, actin’ confused,
Misunderstandin’ truth, feelin’ used.
They twist the Word like it’s a game,
But yo, that ain’t how we play the fame!
Stay wise, don’t get lost in the mix,
The message is clear, don’t need no tricks!

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Breaking News ### Luke 1:30-33 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Announcement!**
In a stunning revelation, the angel Gabriel has informed a young woman named Mary that she has found favor with God. She will conceive and give birth to a son, Jesus, who will be the Savior and reign as King. This extraordinary event promises to change the course of history forever! Stay tuned for updates.

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 4:9!

So, like, this woman from a really far-off place is all like, “Dude, why are you chatting with me? You know we’re not exactly best buds, right?” It’s kinda wild, ’cause he’s all about breaking those social rules and stuff. Totally a vibe check in the desert, man. Everyday chat, but with some cosmic twist!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 12:15!

Well, when your buddy’s feelin’ down in the dumps, don’t just sit there like a toad on a log—jump in there with ’em! Rejoice when they’re happy as a pig in mud, and when they’re lookin’ like they just lost a chicken fight, be right there helpin’ ’em feel better. Y’all gotta stick together!

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