December 14, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Joshua 1:9!

Yo, check it, listen up, don’t fear the fight,
God’s with you, holding tight, day and night.
Be bold, be brave, no need to mope,
You got the strength, man, that’s your hope!
From the east to the west, let your dreams fly high,
With the Lord by your side, you’ll touch the sky!

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Breaking News ### Luke 1:26-28 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Announcement!**

In an extraordinary event, the angel Gabriel has visited a young woman named Mary in Nazareth. The celestial messenger declared she is favored by God and will conceive a child, the Messiah. This unprecedented news has left the local community in awe. Stay tuned for further updates on this miraculous development!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Timothy 1:15-16!

Dude, check it out! It’s like, the ultimate truth, man—everyone’s got their flaws, but this one dude, he totally turned his life around. He’s like a shining example, showing that even the messiest mistakes can lead to gnarly transformations. So, if he can do it, maybe we can all catch the good vibes, you know?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Corinthians 12:14!

Well now, lemme tell ya, this here body ain’t just one big ol’ part, like a big ol’ hunk o’ meat. Nah, it’s a whole mess of different bits, all workin’ together. Ain’t no one part more special than the other; they all got their own job to do, like a family at a hoedown!

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