December 13, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Acts 16:1-40!

Yo, Paul’s on a mission, check his ambition,
Timothy joins, no need for permission!
Circumcision? Nah, just a quick transition,
Spreadin’ the Word, it’s a holy tradition.

Prison vibes, chains clankin’ with beats,
Earthquake drops, even the jailer retreats!
Baptized crew, now they rockin’ the scene,
Faith on blast, livin’ the dream!

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Breaking News ### Matthew 2:4-6 ###

**Breaking News: Prophecy Unveiled!**

In Bethlehem, key religious leaders confirm the birthplace of a significant figure. Experts cite ancient texts indicating the Messiah will emerge from this historic town. According to Micah 5:2, this small city will witness the rise of a ruler destined to shepherd Israel, igniting excitement among locals and reverberating through the region. More updates to come!

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 1:14!

Dude, so like, the Word totally showed up, right? It was all about this vibe, super chill and rad, like a cosmic hug or something. And everyone could see the unity, you know? Full of wisdom and, like, good feels—kinda like when your favorite jam hits just right, man. Pure, unfiltered goodness, for real!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Corinthians 12:13!

Well, ya see, folks, we all got dunked into one mighty fine family, whether we’re a bunch of Gentiles, Jews, free folks, or slaves. Ain’t no matter who ya are, we all got the Holy Spirit fillin’ us up like a jug at a hoedown. So, we’re all part of this here big ol’ body, ya hear?

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