December 12, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 7:32!

Yo, listen up, got a word to say,
A single life’s chillin’, takes the stress away,
No spouse to please, just do your own thing,
Focus on the Lord and let your joy swing.
Married folks got worries, can’t roam free,
But being solo? It’s a sweet jubilee!
So stay cool, my friend, and vibe with glee!

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Breaking News ### Galatians 4:4-5 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Intervention Announced!**

In a historic turn of events, it has been revealed that God sent His Son, born of a woman, to redeem humanity from the law’s constraints. This monumental act aims to adopt believers as children of God, signifying a profound transformation in the spiritual landscape. Stay tuned for further developments on this unfolding story!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Isaiah 7:14!

Yo, dude! The cosmic vibes say that a super chill girl will have a rad baby, man. This little dude is gonna be something special, like a totally righteous sign from the universe. People are gonna be like, “Whoa, check it out!” It’s all about good vibes and epic destinies, you know? Far out, right?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 12:12!

Well, y’know, keep on a-smilin’ no matter what life throws at ya, don’t let them hard times getcha down. Always be hopin’ for the best, and while you’re at it, pray like it’s your last chance to win the lottery! Just keep your chin up and stay cheerful, ya hear?

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