December 11, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Ephesians 5:22-25!

Yo, wifey, submit with love, it’s in the book,
Respect your man, give him that good look.
Hubby, love her fierce, like Christ to the crew,
Sacrifice yourself, do what you gotta do.
Together it’s a vibe, in this holy dance,
Mutual respect is the true romance!

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Breaking News ### Isaiah 7:14 ###

**Breaking News: Virgin Birth Announcement!**

In a stunning revelation, a prophet announces that a young virgin will miraculously conceive and bear a son, named Immanuel, meaning “God with us.” This unprecedented event promises hope and divine presence amidst uncertainty. Expectant communities are buzzing with anticipation, as this birth could reshape faith and prophecy in profound ways. Stay tuned!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 5:1-5!

So, like, chill vibes, man. We’ve got peace, right? It’s all about believing in the good stuff. Yeah, tough times happen, but they just make us tougher—like a cosmic workout! With every struggle, we get wisdom and hope. And you know what? Hope is like that endless snack stash—totally keeps your spirits up! Keep it groovy!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 12:11!

Now listen up, y’all! Don’t be slackin’ around when it comes to workin’ for the good Lord. Keep that fire in yer belly burnin’ bright and stayin’ pumped, even when times get tough. Serve folks with all ya got, like you’re makin’ the best pot of chili at the county fair! Heaven’s waitin’ for ya!

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