Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, the Lord’s gonna drop in, with a shout and a blast,
Trumpets blaring loud, ain’t no time to stay last.
Dead in Christ rise up, it’s a holy surprise,
We’ll meet in the sky, it’s a heavenly prize.
So comfort each other, keep the faith tight,
Rapture’s coming soon, we’ll be takin’ flight!
Beast rises from the sea, wearing crowns and boasting. Followers marked for life. Chaos reigns. Choose wisely between good and evil!
In a groundbreaking revelation, a prophetic leader has emerged among the Israelites! Deuteronomy 18:15 reports that God will raise a new prophet like Moses, who will convey divine messages directly to the people. This awaited figure promises to empower the community through guidance and wisdom, capturing the attention and hopes of the nation. Stay tuned for updates!
Dude, life’s totally a wild ride, right? But here’s the thing: if you mess up, there’s a bummer ending—like, forever. On the flip side, there’s this epic gift floating around called eternal happiness. You just gotta chill and embrace it! So, choose wisely, my friend, ’cause the vibes you send out totally shape your journey.
Well, lemme tell ya, y’all oughta stick closer than a tick on a hound dog to your kinfolk. Show them good ol’ buddy love, like share’n your last slice of cornbread. Honor each other like you’re all sittin’ ‘round the fire tellin’ stories, ‘cause ain’t nobody got time for no jealous shenanigans!
