December 6, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Peter 3:7!

Yo, listen up, it’s time to chat,
Wives and husbands, let’s lay it flat.
Treat her right, show some grace,
‘Cause she’s your queen, ain’t no rat race.
Heir together, love’s the game,
Live in harmony, don’t bring shame.
Respect that lady, keep it tight,
You’ll find your prayers take flight tonight!

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Breaking News ### John 10:14-15 ###

**Breaking News: Shepherd Claims Deep Connection with Flock!**
In a stunning revelation, a prominent figure known as the Good Shepherd asserts a profound bond with his followers. “I know my sheep, and they know me,” he declared, drawing comparisons to the unwavering love a father has for his son. The community is abuzz with questions about the implications of this relationship.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 12:14!

Yo, when someone’s throwing shade your way, you gotta flip the script. Instead of tossing it back, just beam some good vibes, like “You do you, buddy!” Seriously, sprinkle kindness like it’s confetti and watch the magic happen. Even if it feels like they’re lost in their own weird vibes, keep it chill and spread the love, man!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Matthew 12:6!

Well howdy! Y’see, even though y’all think the ol’ temple’s all high and mighty, I’m tellin’ ya, this here feller, Jesus, he’s way more important than any fancy ol’ building. Ain’t no one gonna outshine him, no siree! So, next time ya think ya know it all, remember, he’s the top dawg round these parts!

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