December 5, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 13:11!

Yo, check it, when I was a kid, I played like a child,
But now I’m grown, wisdom’s wild,
Dropped the toys and the silly games,
Got real talk, I’m fired up, no shame.
So put away the childish things I had,
Steppin’ up my game, now I’m a real lad!
Growing up, living life—ain’t that rad?

- READ ME -

Breaking News ### John 10:7, 9-10 ###

**Breaking News:** In a profound statement today, a prominent figure declares, “I am the gateway to safety and nourishment!” This leader asserts that entering through him guarantees protection and abundant life. Eyewitnesses report that followers feel reassured, believing they will find refuge and fulfillment unlike anything experienced before. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.

- READ ME -

Chillax Verse of the Day Corinthians 3:17-18!

Yo, check it! When the vibe is right, freedom flows like chill waves, man. We’re all about that transformation, becoming the best versions of ourselves, like, all radiant and stuff. When we hang in that good energy, it’s like gazing into a cosmic mirror, reflecting all the awesomeness! Keep it groovy, my friends!

- READ ME -

Hillbilly Verse of the Day Hebrews 12:5!

Well now, don’t go forgettin’ what God told ya when ya were sittin’ around the campfire, swappin’ tales. He’s just like a good ol’ pa, tryin’ to set ya straight, not ’cause he’s mad, but ’cause he loves ya. So don’t get all huffy when he gives ya a whack on the head!

- READ ME -