Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, got something to say,
Matthew 5:19, in a funky way.
If you break the rules, don’t get too proud,
Least in the kingdom, you ain’t standin’ out loud.
But if you teach the good, bringin’ light,
You’ll be a superstar, shining so bright!
So keep it real, do what’s right!
“To avoid temptation, get hitched! Better to be married than to burn with desire. Love > Lust. #RelationshipGoals”
**Breaking News: Spiritual Nourishment Unveiled!**
In a profound declaration, local figure Jesus of Nazareth announced, “I am the bread of life!” during a pivotal gathering. He emphasized that those who come to Him will never hunger or thirst again, promising eternal sustenance for the soul. This statement has sparked widespread interest and deep reflection among the community. Stay tuned for updates!
Yo, so like, when you’re chillin’, it’s pretty cool to avoid all that drama with the opposite vibe. You know, people be feeling all sorts of funky stuff, but if you’re truly vibin’ solo, just roll with it. Find your peaceful groove, man! Life’s all about keeping it chill and not stressing over relationships, bro.
Well now, listen here, y’all! Ain’t no way you can say, “Jesus be cursed,” if ya really got the Spirit in ya. Only folks truly filled with the good ol’ Holy Ghost can tell ya Jesus is the real deal. So, if you’re dissin’ Him, you might wanna check what’s in yer heart, partner!
